01 — The drive out
The festival begins at the gates. Your weekend begins on the 10.
Roughly a hundred and thirty miles of freeway separate a Westside address from the polo grounds. Done at the right hour it is a straightforward run east. Done at the wrong hour it is the worst part of the weekend, and the hour is the only variable anybody actually controls.
The road fills from the west. Eastbound traffic thickens through Ontario and Beaumont long before the valley comes into view, so a car leaving town at eleven on the Friday can spend as long stationary as it spends moving. We plan the departure first and everything else afterwards, which is why the first question dispatch asks is not where you are staying but what time you can leave.
Travelling out the night before removes most of the problem. Guests who go on the Thursday arrive while the roads are still ordinary, sleep, and treat Friday as a festival day rather than a driving day. If the party cannot leave together, we would rather send two cars at two sensible hours than have four people wait on the fifth.
What a chauffeur changes on this particular run is who has to concentrate. Bags go in the back, the person who would otherwise have driven can sleep through Cabazon, and stopping for food becomes a decision rather than a negotiation. Coming home on the Sunday, after three late nights, that matters considerably more than it did on the way out.
One thing to be plain about. We are not affiliated with the festival, its organisers or the polo grounds, and we hold no passes, credentials or drop-off privileges of any kind. We are a chauffeur company that drives people out to Indio and collects them again, on the same public roads as everyone else. If your host or your accommodation has issued a vehicle pass, hand it over and the chauffeur will carry it.
Departure windows for the drive from Los Angeles to the Coachella Valley, what the road usually does in each and what we suggest
| When you leave town | What the road usually does | What we suggest |
| Thursday, morning | The easiest run of the week. Freeway nearly all of it, with room for a stop. | The pick of the lot. Arrive, check in, and let Friday be a festival day. |
| Thursday, after work | Steady as far as Beaumont, then heavier as the valley fills up. | Workable. Leave later than eight and you arrive in the dark with everybody else. |
| Friday, before seven | Almost empty, and it feels faintly absurd for the first hour. | Good if your group can face it. Breakfast in Palm Springs is the reward. |
| Friday, ten to four | The slowest window of the weekend, and the one most people choose. | Avoid where possible. Where it is not possible, we pad the run and quote the hours honestly. |
| Friday or Saturday, evening | Moving until the last few miles, which are stop-start whatever you drive. | Fine for an evening drop-off. Expect a walk in rather than a kerb at the entrance. |
| Sunday night, with the crowd | Westbound after a festival has a slowness all of its own. | Go after the first wave rather than in it. A Monday morning departure is a calmer end to the weekend. |
Scroll the table sideways for all three columns.
None of the above is a promise. Traffic behaves like weather and no chauffeur can clear a freeway; what a chauffeur can do is set off earlier than you would have, and keep dispatch informed if the road disagrees with the plan. Hourly work starts from $85 per hour and your weekend is quoted as a written figure before anything is held.